Explicit Contents' Full & Uncensored Catalog
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- Birthday Cards
- Congratulations Cards
- Friendship Cards
- Get Well Soon Cards
- Miscellaneous & Anonymous Cards
- New Baby Cards
- Romantic Cards
- Sympathy Cards
- Thank You Cards
- Wedding Cards
Birthday Cards
B001 — Want Some Cake?
B002 — Cher a Little More
B003 — Mr. Rhinasseros
B004 — Ms. Rhinasseros
B005 — Cheers
B006 — All I Ever Wanted
B007 — Party Pooper
B008 — Funky Family
B009 — A Gift
Congratulations Cards
C001 — Colorful Congrats
Friendship Cards
F001 — Disappointment Surprise
F002 — Burying the Lede
F003 — Crabby Friends
Get Well Soon Cards
G001 – Please Feel Better Soon
Miscellaneous Cards
M001 — The Original Anonymous F**k You Card
New Baby Cards
N001 — Can We Keep It?
Romantic Cards
R001 — Leather & Lace
Sympathy Cards
S001 — Words of Comfort
Thank You cards
T001 — A Crappy Card
T002 — Bad Words
T003 — A Whole New World
T004 — The Sh*t
Wedding Cards
W001 — Thoughts & Prayers