The Original Anonymous F**K YOU Card

It's the exact opposite of a "thank you" card — it's psychological warfare!

Trust us: this isn't a card you send to someone you like.

(Yes, those flowers are all middle fingers.)

Regardless of how much time passes, they'll never be certain of who sent it or why — a gift that's certain to linger for years to come.

It's hard to put a price on that kind of ROI... but we did.

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