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A Crappy Card
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This card was loosely inspired by Disney Pixar's "Seeing Red".
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Okay, you're right. It wasn't.
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Materials
Materials
Card Paper Weight & Texture: Ultra premium, thick cover stock.
Card Paper Color: Absolute White
Envelope: Absolute white with premium feel and a hand-pressed stamp.
Print Quality: Exceptional
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
All orders should arrive within 3-5 business days of purchase.
Our customers mean the world to us, so never hesitate to contact us if you encounter any issues with your order. We'll take care of you!
Dimensions
Dimensions
Card Dimensions: A2 card (4.25" x 5.5")
Envelope Dimensions: A2 envelope (4.5" x 5.75")
Origin:
Origin:
Designed, printed, hand-stamped, and hand-packed in the USA.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Probably do your best to not get it wet. Because, you know... it's paper.
